Thoughts While Watching American Idol

Every week Meri and I watch American Idol (every single minute of it… it doesn’t matter if it’s 1, 2, or 3 nights of the week).  I know… I know… it makes me one of the coolest 40 million people in America.

At any rate here are a few thoughts I had while…

I would like to create another reality show called “American Bridal” where America can pick it’s very own wife out of thousands of contestants.  In the season finale the winner could actually marry the country (it could say so on the marriage licence).  All of the other 6 finalists could be the bridesmaids (remember Fox put on “Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire” “The Littlest Groom” & “Temptation Island” so this wouldn’t be much of a strech).  I don’t know… it seemed brilliant in the moment… but now… it seems even more brilliant.

Second thought.  How do we get Paula Abdul to leave America alone.  I’ve decided that whatever presidential candidate can promise me this I will spend EVERY DAY until the election campaigning for this person (even if it’s Hillary Clinton).  Please, somebody fix this country’s biggest problem.  Free America from the grips of Abdul (and this perverted cat)